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I Do Not Come to You by Chance

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**Now a feature film starring Paul Nnadiekwe and Blossom Chukwujekwu, which debuted at the Toronto International Film Festival (tiff) in September 2023.** 
This deeply moving novel set amid the perilous world of Nigerian email scams tells the story of one young man and the family who loves him.

Being the opara of the family, Kingsley Ibe is entitled to certain privileges — a piece of meat in his egusi soup, a party to celebrate his graduation from university. As first son, he has responsibilities, too. But times are bad in Nigeria, and life is hard. Unable to find work, Kingsley cannot take on the duty of training his younger siblings, nor can he provide his parents with financial peace in their retirement. And then there is Ola. Dear, sweet Ola, the sugar in Kingsley's tea. It does not seem to matter that he loves her deeply; he cannot afford her bride price.
It hasn't always been like this. For much of his young life, Kingsley believed that education was everything, that through wisdom, all things were possible. Now he worries that without a "long-leg" — someone who knows someone who can help him—his degrees will do nothing but adorn the walls of his parents' low-rent house. And when a tragedy befalls his family, Kingsley learns the hardest lesson of all: education may be the language of success in Nigeria, but it's money that does the talking.
Unconditional family support may be the way in Nigeria, but when Kingsley turns to his Uncle Boniface for help, he learns that charity may come with strings attached. Boniface—aka Cash Daddy—is an exuberant character who suffers from elephantiasis of the pocket. He's also rumored to run a successful empire of email scams. But he can help. With Cash Daddy's intervention, Kingsley and his family can be as safe as a tortoise in its shell. It's up to Kingsley now to reconcile his passion for knowledge with his hunger for money, and to fully assume his role of first son. But can he do it without being drawn into this outlandish milieu?
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    • Publisher's Weekly

      March 2, 2009
      In this highly entertaining novel about Nigerian Internet scammers, Kingsley Ibe is an engineering school graduate who can’t find a job and still lives at home with his family. After his girlfriend rejects him and his father dies, Kingsley is taken on by his Uncle Boniface (aka Cash Daddy), who is in the business of Internet scams, otherwise known as 419s. Soon, Kingsley is writing e-mail solicitations to the gullible of cyberspace, and any qualms he may have had about ripping off innocent people evaporate as he steps into the good life with a big new house, a Lexus and a new love interest (who doesn’t know how Kingsley “earns” his money). Meanwhile, Cash Daddy develops political ambitions and gains some ruthless enemies bent on crushing him. As the plots converge, Kingsley must decide whether to sell his soul to build a 419 kingdom. Although the narrative follows a somewhat predictable trajectory, Kingsley’s engaging voice and the story’s vividly rendered setting prove that while crime may not pay, writing about it as infectiously as Nwaubani does certainly pays off for the reader.

    • Kirkus

      April 1, 2009
      Thwarted in his ambition to become an engineer, a young Nigerian is lured by his charismatic uncle into a lucrative empire of e-mail scams.

      Kingsley is the eldest child of parents who worship learning and play by the rules. But his father's failing health and resulting retirement have landed the family in genteel poverty, and when Kingsley emerges from the university he feels obliged to support them. Engineering jobs are scarce and elusive, alas, and first novelist Nwaubani ratchets up the pressure: Kingsley's fiance cuts him loose, and his father Paulinus suffers a stroke. In a harrowing scene, the family rushes from hospital to hospital, looking for one that will admit Paulinus, comatose and still internally bleeding, without cash payment up front; when, finally, they call upon a distant relative's influence to secure help, they're issued a list of items to buy that includes IV bags and syringes. Desperate, Kingsley calls upon rich Uncle Boniface, aka"Cash Daddy," a successful and extravagant"419er" (after the section in Nigeria's penal code that he runs roughshod over). He imagines he's just getting a loan from his uncle, but before long the would-be engineer finds himself enmeshed in the work of finding"mugus" (suckers) from the developed world, luxuriating in the lavish perks that come from that work—and, of course, headed for a final reckoning. The prose is merely functional, the plotting a little schematic, but Cash Daddy is a charming scapegrace, and Kingsley's moral dilemma has real interest. Nwaubani's portrait of contemporary Nigeria and her account of the financial and ethical convolutions of the developing world compel the reader's attention.

      Not perfect, but an entertaining and promising debut from a Nigerian native.

      (COPYRIGHT (2009) KIRKUS REVIEWS/NIELSEN BUSINESS MEDIA, INC. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.)

    • Library Journal

      April 15, 2009
      The notorious world of Nigerian email scams is brought to life in this vibrant debut. Kingsley, a recent university graduate in southeastern Nigeria, is unable to find a job in the engineering field. After his longtime girlfriend leaves him for a successful businessman and a series of tragedies leaves his family in dire financial straits, he turns to his uncle Boniface, a.k.a. Cash Daddy, the mastermind behind a gang of "419" scammers. The novel has one foot in the postcolonial African literary traditionCash Daddy has some characteristics of larger-than-life political or military leadersbut the technological aspects and exploration of a society obsessed with money give it a postmodern slant. In addition, the plot and themes bear some resemblance to those of urban fiction and should draw in a variety of readers. What begins as an engaging character study driven by sharp satire and colorful, off-kilter dialog eventually loses its way, much like its protagonist, in the murky world of the scammers but remains a unique and entertaining read throughout.Forest Turner, Suffolk Cty. House of Correction Lib., Boston

      Copyright 2009 Library Journal, LLC Used with permission.

    • Booklist

      April 15, 2009
      Education is everything to Kingsleys family in Nigeria; but times are hard, and when he cannot find a job as a new graduate in chemical engineering, his girlfriend dumps him, and he moves in with his immensely wealthy uncle Boniface (call me Cash Daddy), who makes a fortune scamming foreigners on the Internet (If you help us with this transaction, we will give you 20 percent, which comes to $11.6 million . . . I hope this amount is satisfactory). This long debut novel is really one situation told over and over again. But the details of Cash Daddys gross consumerism in his mammoth mansion are hilarious, especially mixed in with the 419 scam e-mails and with the absurd administrative uplift jargon he throws about while running for political office. The inevitable connections with todays headlinesrevelations of multimillion-dollar investment scams and rampant malfeasance from major banksbrings this wild corruption story very close to home.(Reprinted with permission of Booklist, copyright 2009, American Library Association.)

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