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"A ribald and uproarious warning to those unschooled in fishy goings-on." —Kirkus, starred review
Why, dear reader, must you NEVER EVER trust fish?
1) They spend all their time in the water where we can’t see them.
2) Some are as big as a bus—that is not okay.
3) We don't know what they're teaching in their "schools."
4) They are likely plotting our doom.
This nature-guide-gone-wrong is a hilarious, off-the-rails exploration of the seemingly innocent animals that live in the water.
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April 8, 2025 -
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- ISBN: 9780593616680
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Kirkus
Starred review from February 15, 2025
Sharpson offers so-fish-ticated readers a heads up about the true terror of the seas. The title says it all. Our unseen narrator is just fine with other animals: mammals. Reptiles. Even birds. But fish? Don't trust them! First off, the rules always seem to change with fish. Some live in fresh water; some reside in salt water. Some have gills, while others have lungs. You can never see what they're up to, since they hang out underwater, and they're always eating those poor, innocent crabs. Soon, the narrator introduces readers to Jeff, a vacant-eyed yellow fish--but don't be fooled! Jeff's "the craftiest fish of all." All fish are, apparently, hellbent on world domination, the narrator warns. "DON'T TRUST FISH!" Finally, at the tail end, we get a sly glimpse of our unreliable narrator. Readers needn't be ichthyologists to appreciate Sharpson's meticulous comic timing. ("Ships always sink at sea. They never sink on land. Isn't that strange?") His delightful text, filled to the brim with jokes that read aloud brilliantly, pairs perfectly with Santat's art, which shifts between extreme realism and goofy hilarity. He also fills the book with his own clever gags (such as an image ofGilligan's Island's S.S.Minnow going down and a bottle of sauce labeled "Surly Chik'n Srir'racha'r"). A ribald and uproarious warning to those unschooled in fishy goings-on.(Picture book. 4-7)COPYRIGHT(2025) Kirkus Reviews, ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.
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